So, the official title for Star Wars VII has been revealed, via the fabulous medium of Twitter. Here’s the Tweet in question, which popped up on November 6th.
— Star Wars (@starwars) November 6, 2014
It’s Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens, everybody. Be about your business.
Except we can’t be about our business, because now come the months of speculation regarding what ‘The Force Awakens’ actually means. Unless we’re very much mistaken, by the time this 7th instalment is set, the Force has been well and truly awoken for hundreds of years – if it ever needed awakening in the first place. So what awakening is the title referring to? Let the wild surmising commence!
In the meantime, have a gander at some of these amusing #RejectedStarWarsTitles imagineered by random Tweeters.
Episode 7: Some Like It Hoth #rejectedstarwarstitles
— ⚡Black Hvgh Hefner⚡ (@moseslopezART) November 8, 2014
— Garin Etcheberry (@GarinEtch) November 7, 2014
— Diane N. Sevenay (@Diane_7A) November 6, 2014
#rejectedstarwarstitles Sometimes it's Hard to be a Wookie
— Dark Corners (@DarkCorners3) November 6, 2014
Star Wars: Episode VII – The Phantom Strike of Hope
— Tim Dillard (@DimTillard) November 30, 2013
Cultural Learnings of Alderaan for Make Benefit Glorious Superweapon Death Star. #rejectedstarwarstitles
— Jeremiah Spivey (@AmeliasDadJere) November 8, 2014
@miss_cat_holmes Star Wars, Episode VII: Orange is the New Dark Side #rejectedstarwarstitles
— Jason Cantrell (@CantrellJason) November 8, 2014
Han Solo and Gretel #rejectedstarwarstitles
— Murky Nightmist (@LadyMurky) November 8, 2014
Star Wars : Too Old for this Sith#rejectedstarwarstitles
— Duvot Damien (@Meeea) November 6, 2014